Spotlight: Star Trek V

Posted on October 1st, 2006 by Frank Cifaldi

news.png Today on Lost Levels, we examine Star Trek V, a cheesy NES platformer based on a cheesy sci fi movie that did not resemble a cheesy NES platformer at all and probably shouldn’t have been one. And, well, I guess it wasn’t, which is why we’re talking about it.

I’ve never actually seen Star Trek V, but our guest reviewer, DOCTOR ZERO, is a big fatty who has watched it thirty seven times and has an original script signed by the cast. He says that the plot is about finding God, and I’m forced to believe him.

If the game is to believed, God is a horrible looking face on the side of the mountain that William Shatner murders. Maybe I ought to see this movie after all.

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