On Butt Rock and Butt Rape
Posted on September 16th, 2006 by Frank CifaldiHi boys and girls! Your old pal Lost Levels has two articles to announce for your sensual reading pleasure. Neither of these are about old Nintendo games, nor is Jaleco involved in any way, which might confuse some of our veteran readers. I’m terribly, terribly sorry.
The first, which I actually published a couple months ago and didn’t bother mentioning, is a retrospective on the Thunder Force series of shooters, with an emphasis on the unreleased Thunder Force VI for the Sega Dreamcast. Thunder Force is notable for being “that series with the butt rock music,” and is beloved by people who consider both butts and rock and roll as things that make the world go ’round.
The second, which I wrote myself, is a thorough, groundbreaking review of Colors, an unreleased game for the barely-released Gizmondo handheld console. Colors would have depicted the first instance of male-on-male prison sex in videogames, truly a landmark in videogame history. Thank god Lost Levels is here to show you this segment in all its pixelated glory.
The next update will be about a crappy Nintendo game, I promise you. Stay tuned!