On Butt Rock and Butt Rape

Posted on September 16th, 2006 by Frank Cifaldi

Colors News ImageHi boys and girls! Your old pal Lost Levels has two articles to announce for your sensual reading pleasure. Neither of these are about old Nintendo games, nor is Jaleco involved in any way, which might confuse some of our veteran readers. I’m terribly, terribly sorry.

The first, which I actually published a couple months ago and didn’t bother mentioning, is a retrospective on the Thunder Force series of shooters, with an emphasis on the unreleased Thunder Force VI for the Sega Dreamcast. Thunder Force is notable for being “that series with the butt rock music,” and is beloved by people who consider both butts and rock and roll as things that make the world go ’round.

The second, which I wrote myself, is a thorough, groundbreaking review of Colors, an unreleased game for the barely-released Gizmondo handheld console. Colors would have depicted the first instance of male-on-male prison sex in videogames, truly a landmark in videogame history. Thank god Lost Levels is here to show you this segment in all its pixelated glory.

The next update will be about a crappy Nintendo game, I promise you. Stay tuned!


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Spotlight: Bio Force Ape

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Spotlight: Star Trek V

It should come as no surprise that the worst Star Trek movie would have made the worst Star Trek game.


Review: Colors

In this exclusive Lost Levels review, we take a thorough, introspective look at Colors, the GTA-alike that would have saved the Gizmondo. SPECIAL BONUS: Sodomy inside!


Elusions: Thunder Force VI

A brief retrospective of the butt-rockingest series of shooters that ever was, and the Dreamcast sequel that wasn't.


Spotlight: Pescatore

A glitchy puzzle game with multi-colored seafood that bears more than a striking similarity to PuyoPuyo? Not very fresh.


Elusions: Final Fantasy 64

Is it possible that yet another title from this popular series has eluded fans for over a decade?


Spotlight: Bashi Bazook

We promise this is the last unreleased Jaleco game we'll ever talk about. Maybe.

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