Vaporware Roundup

Posted on February 6th, 2006 by Ian Adams

Take that, Morris.Wired brings us a year-end round up of the top ten highly touted pieces of software and hardware that failed to exist this year. Highlights include a Zelda game that is going to come out, a StarCraft game that probably will, and a Valve sequel that probably won’t. All this and, of course, Duke Nukem Forever and the Phantom.

In related news, if you search for Duke Nukem Forever on Google Image Search, you will find a picture of Kelly Kapowski’s boobs. KABLAMO!


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Spotlight: Star Trek V

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Elusions: Thunder Force VI

A brief retrospective of the butt-rockingest series of shooters that ever was, and the Dreamcast sequel that wasn't.


Spotlight: Pescatore

A glitchy puzzle game with multi-colored seafood that bears more than a striking similarity to PuyoPuyo? Not very fresh.


Elusions: Final Fantasy 64

Is it possible that yet another title from this popular series has eluded fans for over a decade?


Spotlight: Bashi Bazook

We promise this is the last unreleased Jaleco game we'll ever talk about. Maybe.

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