The Smartest Collector Alive

Posted on August 19th, 2004 by Frank Cifaldi

Our “charity auction” for the

Lost Levels One-Year Anniversary Naked Birthday Bash

Commemorative Magazine ended last night, with the high bid being an absolute bargain at only thirty dollars American.

The winning bidder is none other than G.I. Joe nemesis Cobra Commander, who apparently got into videogames after C.O.B.R.A. disbanded. He runs a site called PlanetNES, check it out. It’s got a pretty decent commercial archive, among other sections.

“Whether or not it’s really worth anything monatarily [sic] or not,” said Cobra Commander, in that hilariously raspy voice of his, “it’s a pretty cool thimg [sic] to have, and I’m proud to say it’s mine.”

Thanks to Cobra Commander for the money, eBay for hosting the auction, and Paypal for mysteriously charging me a buck twenty for the payment transaction.


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